Did you dismiss this comment?

I'm not sure who "we" are, (an oddly cultish and illiberal distinction) but what you said is really beside my point. The random spasm of American concern for gay rights is, of course, partly a product of "time management" or the upcoming olympics, but partly not.

Nothing says intellectual honesty like randomly attacking strawmen about future comments that haven't even happened yet. Nice little camp fire you guys got going there.

Yes, Russia is a caldron of homophobia and tribalism but let's be clear here: America only cares, like it almost always does about the rights of minorities, because it's in its own interest to care. Remember: Laura Bush really cared about women's rights in Afghanistan on September 12, 2001 just as Obama suddenly…

Ugh. African-Americans and proving their patrotism, its like what Ginger Rogers said about show business - twice as good and in high heels.

Meh, this is faux edgy. In the comedy world, there's an intense and arbitrary hatred for prop comics. Norm McDonald, god bless his soul, and Conan are just indulging in mean spirited snobbery and picking on this poor actress to settle some weird score and/or look hip.

Fucking A

The Bum Also Rises

Seems barbaric and cruel what they did to that animal. Also, think of the poor bulls.

Clint Hurdle: Would you like to hit my pussy?

Superior.

Greta Gerwig's had more "breakout roles" than Cher has had farewell tours. Breakout already, dammit!

You've won the internet.

Overused but still appropriate because there's no such thing as too much Florida bashing. +1

Okay, I was about to go on a self-righteous rant about how I'm constantly amazed at private sports teams ability to fleece public money to subsidize their bottom line but HOLY FUCKING SHIT SEATS THAT VIBRATE WHEN SOMEONE IS FUCKING TACKLED. Where do I sign up? Is there a kickstater I can feed? A union I can…

Did he sound just like Randy Quaid From Major League 2 to anyone else?

GOD DAMN IT. I did. I'm taking a nap.

True story: When I first moved to New York in 2006 I was at the Cutting Room club (before it shut down and reopened) in Flatiron and Mike Bibby walked in with probably the hottest asian girl I've ever seen and three random dudes.

There it is.

After reading the divorce decree, I'll give him 0.75 Namaths.