YOU CAUGHT ME

Puig and his love of licking bats is exactly the kind of performative horniness I assume Gita would be into.

It already happened, it was called the 90's.

You are surprised that they didn’t trade for two of the top catchers in the game, neither of whom their teams would have traded to the Dodgers (Giants trade arguably their best position player to the hated Dodgers? Cards deep in the playoff hunt & having just given Yadi a contract extension last year)? Or for a guy…

That is really too bad. I knew about the format change in general, but didn’t realize it was going to mean losing the band.

I wonder how Andy will fit in with this new format. I’ll miss the band, but Conan without Andy never feels right. 

The day after the taping I was talking to the guys from Dethklok about exactly that.  It’s a totally nerdy behind-the-scenes thing to notice, but daaaang once you see it, you can’t not think about it every so often.

My ‘real’ musician friend always said, the Basic Cable Band and the Max Weinberg Seven, were two bands made all of top-tier musicians, at the top of their careers, nailing every thirty second or thirty minute bit with tight precision. They are never ‘off’, they hit clear sounds on the first take, every time, five days…

Damn. I didn’t realize the format change meant he was losing his band. That sucks. Now I hope that in the new format, La Bamba just shows up anyway standing off the side like nothing has changed.

I understand the format change, but it’s also kinda sad. I’m curious to see how it affects the vibe of the show.

Basic high-school pitching strategy; surprisingly exportable to higher levels:

I’m grateful to say I saw a taping back a few years and saw the band live. They are *tight*.

This is what I find funny. Like “AHHH HATING ON THE YANKEES BECAUSE IT’S THE THING TO DO AHHHH”, but like..... who is actually hatable here? As a person? 

This is the only time I’ve ever liked a CC. I’m sick of being copied on emails that have nothing to do with me.

He did win Overly Defensive Player of the Year, though.

The most disturbing thing about this is he thinks the creation of Adam and Eve were “the beginning of time.”

I think they just realize his spine could crumble at any moment and just want the fans who shelled out big money for Saturday tickets get their money’s worth.

This might be a case of “new pot, meet ancient kettle.”

Your tax dollars are being used to investigate a crime where someone unlawfully accessed a computer system and stole money. Who owns that computer system and what information they stole is entirely irrelevant to the matter, there was a crime committed and it is their job to investigate it.