Didn’t Australia also get mad at Saints Row 4 because there’s a section where everybody is huffing the gas out of broken lightbulbs and getting super powers in a dream sequence?

They should just patch the “blinds” and call them....”winds” or something, if the terminology being adjacent to actual gambling terms is the issue here.

Still doesn’t explain why it randomly came out at a midpoint between two expected dates

Even if it was an issue/mistake with the Sony backend, why is it releasing now and not the original late 2023 date?

I think they claimed that it was “catharsis” to let you kill a bunch of people, finally. Esp the Constant, where you just ice a guy. But that’s not what I play Hitman for. I’d rather drop a chandelier on his head.

Would a private session on Spotify solve this?

But the train level of Hitman 3 was basically the corridor shooter Eon just said they didn’t want the game to be.

Unless he already had ideas, though. Now he’s gotta wait to work on them publicly, put a team together, etc. It’s just a way to ice him for a year.

A year long non-compete must suck for a guy who just wants to make games and create, but he seems to be taking it well.

So they made a Captain Tsubasa-like?

The theme of that slide is “Christian Girl Autumn” so basically I guess some sort of cheeky take on cheugy autumn vibes? I guess RDR2 has Pumpkin Spice.

I feel like most people reading this wish you hadn’t written anything at all.

Not a very fun holiday when it’s forced on you and also you have no job/money when it ends.

Are we really supposed to just buy the idea that this company that has more money than God and owns several of the biggest things in gaming isn’t just laying people off because investors want more money/the lines to go up? If they were spending more money than they were bringing in, and have been this entire time, then…

Smart move to name the slides something other than (Name of Game), so people can’t just skip the entire article.

I’m surprised but not. I feel like he could easily start a new thing without the baggage of his previous gig.

It’s the older game that needs it more, but also it’s the better one? TTYD was too long and had too many gimmicks and tried to be too cute at times.

They’re remaking Paper Mario 64?

1) The show was called Late Night

You can’t even really fill up the carts with your own ink anymore. Once they are empty, the carts have some sort of indicator that basically says the cart is done forever and can never be reused. The trick I’ve seen is to basically never let it get low, and always top it up so it never runs out