I think about California gubernatorial candidate Cruz Bustamante way more than I should, just because “Arnold” called him “Lose Bust Your Pants-ski” and then purported to have had sexual relations with Cruz’s mother.

I like how they justify it in-game by saying Peter won a contest run by Fisk, so he turned down the money but kept the lifetime supply of backpacks.

I await the inevitable Carousel of Progress video.

Wait, is THIS why they removed The Last Remnant from all digital marketplaces like Steam? That’s....less bad, but I wish they would have just said so.

There should be a moratorium on articles about cool shit in games the public literally can’t play yet. >_>

I got Jenrry Mejia, so I think I still win?

Destiny, eh? Do they have a manager who makes insane moves that somehow work out, like Ned Yost?

Gotta teach these kids about cyber security somehow,

If it’s in the game legitimately, is it really cheating? It’s like how people who like Dark Souls say using exploits and glitches is still the right way to play Dark Souls. 

I thought this article was going to be about Phoenix Drive, the Ace Attorney sex game from back when the game first came to the States. It’s not particularly good or sexy, but there’s a lot of violent intercourse in it.

An incompetent figurehead who is firing everyone around him in order to try and save his own ass?

But Vinny Caravella told me there’s never been a better time to be playing video games.

Nah, I just never saw the need for gendered divisions in a scripted fantasy sport. Supergirl doesn’t ask dude superheroes to save her city for her. Especially these days, when the male wrestlers are often the same size or smaller than the women.

If I recall correctly, part of the issue is that it’s incredibly difficult to load two different models at the same time without hiding it via loading or camera cuts. I remember the beginning sequence of Dead Space 2 being celebrated as a particular technical marvel, when

I thought part of the issue was that Felix HADN’T adjusted from a fireballer to being a craftier pitcher (see Sabathia, CC). His fastball is bad, which makes his changeup even worse, and apparently in interviews he always blames everybody but himself.

The only way the Red Sox collapse this year like the way they did in 2011 is if we sneak chicken, beer, and video games into the clubhouse.

And this article is how I find out there’s a new Picross game for Switch.

Meanwhile, Bryce Harper says to the media that he’s surrounded by minor leaguers/”the Skychiefs”, and says that the team should have traded for Realmuto

Meanwhile, Bryce Harper says to the media that he’s surrounded by minor leaguers/”the Skychiefs”, and says that the team should have traded for Realmuto

Meanwhile, Bryce Harper says to the media that he’s surrounded by minor leaguers/”the Skychiefs”, and says that the team should have traded for Realmuto