Actually, Beltran told the team many times that he needed knee surgery. Two of the best knee surgeons in the country said they were shocked Beltran was playing on those broken knees. Omar Minaya called Carlos the night before his surgery to wish him well and pledge his support.

Delete ex, hit the gym, lawyer up.

Wow, how did Gita not write this one?

So this is basically Wrestling Retribution but um, it actually exists and is able to be watched?

Are we done trusting the process yet?

Isn’t this the same Buster Posey who didn’t bother to defend Strickland the last time he got into a stupid argument with somebody? Like, he just stands there as Strickland got into a fistfight.

Gamers aren’t smart enough to understand nuance. There’s nothing clever or satirical about the audience cheering someone getting their face smashed in with a hammer, or if there is something satirical it’s probably bad satire.

I can’t help but be bummed it’s not episodic. I know a lot of people complained for Season 1 but it ended up being a totally awesome dripfeed that respected the playerbase’s time and gave us incentive to explore every single level as much as possible.

Does anyone call the player a Ho in this game, because if not, I’ll just play Recettear.

The only bar trivia related thing I’ve ever done was a Bob’s Burgers trivia thing at Videology, and it sucked because it wasn’t particularly well organized and one team was able to answer first and ran the board so nobody else got to go, which doesn’t seem like how trivia night is supposed to go.

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The justice is extra.

I mean they did really well last year.

What did you think of your boy Rybak this year? The Wii Music stuff in the performance was cool, but the song was really simplistic. Like writing a song should probably have more than just two steps, repeated over and over again.

Moldova was robbed, yet again.

That guy is giving that kid a handy

From an article about the special:

It’s a much less callous joke than the way I phrased it in my post; it’s just that you don’t hear a lot about miscarriages, especially in standup comedy specials.

I remember one of the most remarkable jokes from Baby Cobra was the one about how happy she was she had a double miscarriage, because twins would have been a huge burden on her life she didn’t want.

I would think the bigger story is that skins and emotes previously locked to old events seem to be coming back for this Anniversary event.