I had to let go of the idea that I would play EVERY installment in a series a while ago. It might have been Assassin’s Creed which forced this onto me, as they kept making new ones and I just stopped caring, but they will never stop making games as long as they’re profitable. You tell a tight, standalone story like…

Ugh, for several shows that embraced the idea of “kindness” and “humanity”, every single show Mike Schur has touched has had the Toby/Jerry/Hitchcock and Scully character who everyone else shits on for no reason. We’re supposed to like these characters and then they act like huge dicks for no reason and we’re expected…

I like The Good Place a lot, but Dennis is right. The show is more interesting than it is funny. It’s a cute show with a few chuckles, but it’s tough to push as much plot out there at the same time as they push out jokes. I care about the characters and what will happen to them, but the jokes are mostly just there.

I take umbrage with the lack of Bud Bundy.

Every scene Christopher Walken is in in the film Envy, starring Ben Stiller and Jack Black.

Pfft, try the Portal 2 co op mode with an SO. You’ll either be single by the end, or have your relationship be stronger than ever.

Ever since I added a new hard drive to my PC, my machine has run hotter and louder than it ever has. I assumed it was just the tradeoff of having an addition drive in there, especially since I’m pretty good with cleaning out dust. My worry is that the last time I took my PC outside to clean it in my yard, I jacked up…

Glad you got the tweet about the new secret Bioshock out there yourself, because BOY if you hated having quotes from your articles taken out of context and reposted on other gaming sites, you might want to stay in bed this weekend.

Well when you put it like that, the man for who this cartridge was originally for is likely dead, most assuredly not by his own hand.

If anything, a digital version means I’ll just download a patch or whatever to add the music back in.

“1. a steadfast belief in illogical conspiracy theories”

IIRC, didn’t Square completely not understand why people wanted the older graphics/look? They were completely shocked that there was this outcry over what they clearly assumed would be well received, HD graphics, and chalked it up to people having nostalgia for the older look.

Is this the one where the pirates won’t stop rhyming, so Guybrush ends a sentence with orange and stumps them?

To be fair, Jason’s point was “XC2 is bad”. Seung’s point is “the treasure opening animation in XC2 is bad”. Specificity might not bring out as many angry people, hopefully.

Ooh, I just recently “beat” Match Land (I 100%d all the levels and now I’m just doing the daily boss dungeon and also trying to upgrade all my little guys to max level, which is taking forever) so I’m all for a new version of this.

Okay, but who cares about flaccid length? We all know my boy Luigi is a grower, not a shower.

Thank goodness for press sneak fucks. Fuck all drawn out and needless marketing campaigns forever.

Man is dickhead, trapped in prison of his own creation. Friends little to no help (because they won’t stop streaming for 5 damn minutes to talk to the guy)

I predict a rash of facial injuries from people rigging up their own version of this.

*sees headline about PC port of game*