I still say this game was rigged. One dog bugged out in an on two paws position, making him impossible to attack or mount. One dog kept getting points just by standing in the corner, more points than those of us who were actually doing dog stuff.

Does the bathtub have the hair dye gag?

Feminists win.

If this is a Dynasty Warriors game on Nintendo platforms, does that mean there's a guy named Lu Boo?

I hope Notch doesn't do it. He's gone on so long about hating corporations. Also, Microsoft doesn't need to lock Minecraft down. I mean, they do NEED to, but they shouldn't be allowed to.

Gonna take the stairs from now on. They're abuse free, right?

I didn't know Edge played football

I think what you're saying is that you love this summer drought where there aren't many games to play? Because...I mean, you're probably gonna have to heartbreakingly abandon long games again once stuff starts coming out, right?

I think that's really all reasonable people were asking. Disclose, and err on the side of caution with disclosures. No one needs to be tarred and feathered, necessarily. Just don't be dumb

GX is certainly a more remarkable name than GaymerX, which was always a bit too homophonic to "gamer" to be understood in passing conversation.

Is Lackey the superstitious type? Because it doesn't seem like keeping his favorite number has helped his performance as of late.

I only want Stephen Totilo's number, baby.

Yeah, everyone in the press who goes to GamesCom talks about how the fact that it has a public presence and that all the European countries are close together make the show a complete shitshow. Still, America is afforded a bunch more cons than Europe ever is, it seems.

I mean, PS3 has the notorious reputation of being more difficult to program for. I'm not completely surprised Ubisoft isn't bothering to spend resources on a PS3 version of The Crew. Less work, more money, etc

With the Xbox One's track record, ESPECIALLY of late (Dead Rising 3 and Ryse coming to PC), and the fact that the Xbox One just isn't selling as much as the PS4 is, how can anyone expect us to believe this is actually a permanent exclusive? I give it like a year before "Rise of the Tomb Raider: GOTY Edition" comes out…

I already played Sleepy Dawgs on PC with a high res texture pack. Will this updated version be of any use to me if I also have the three or so DLC packs that matter? Will Wei Shen just have a dirtier face?

ugh, this website knows my weak spots. Travel posters and video game t shirts. Though this shirt isn't nearly as travel poster-y as I'd like.

At least there's no hoverhand.

Everyone who matters is in NYC. EAST COAST YEAH YEAH WHAT

69ing is definitely a thing people still do.