They couldn't have just called it "Emerald City" or something? It's a bit bizarre for them to call out Seattle specifically, but I guess it makes sense if Sucker Punch is located there. But by not having it be based on a real place, they could do so much more, like say....destroy it like Empire City. Or New Marais.

Wouldn't this dynamic lighting have murdered an already dodgy framerate?

It sure seemed like they were going forward with having Edna be dead and Ned widowed again.

Aww!

I usually use Steam Roulette for situations like this. Of course, this entails a lot of "no, that's no good. Next one. Next one. Next one."

Chicken wire and Darren DLC sold separately.

I want Kramer's apartment DLC.

You forgot Sarka Pancochova, who ate it so hard her helmet split in half.

They should give this guy a 360 with only Kinect, or a Wii without MotionPlus, or a Virtual Boy.

Press Sneak Fuck is such an easy phrase to chant.

I think the argument in the article is that any "Stealth" game is limited by the limitations of the engine. In real life, if you choked someone out and hid the body, someone would notice. "Where's John?" and they'd call him, or keep looking, and not assume "It must be the wind" or something equally silly.

Wasn't there just some article this morning about how she wasn't going to be allowed to compete anyway due to new rules?

Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.

Why don't they just do the normal thing and make her middle name Zora or something? Then she gets to have a relatively normal geek first name in Tali, and a cool middle initial. Z!

Where do you um, put the tobacco?

Ah yes, releasing all of ONE Luigi focused title is what doomed the Gamecube.

I want to say this was either before a holiday party or right after one.

Pssh. What's a little orgy between coworkers?

That's what I get for buying that Zelda 3DS XL on Black Friday.

The Gun from Gunpoint is terrible. I think the creator even said it's sort of a vestigial gun left over from when the game made more sense being called Gunpoint. Using it alerts everyone, causes the police to be called and stationed by the stage exit, and makes beating the level after the police arrive impossible.