Isn't this basically a legit version of Super Mario Crossover, or ROM CHECK FAIL?

Makes sense.

Still glad I got that $150 Zelda 3DS XL bundle when I had the chance.

Hooray for press sneak fucks!

What does a Charmander need with a barbecue grill? He's got fire in his mouth and on his tail. The other two I can buy (chillaxing, sleeping) but the smoke production alone would be terrible for Charmander.

I think the comic was written by Max Landis, which might explain the overall tone.

You weren't alive in Roman times! You can't say that's not how women's breasts used to behave!

Fuck embargoes and media reveals

In a way, yes. But I was expecting it at the end, so after I saw that I thought "Man, I wonder how they're going to top this after the credits!"

Hey, they moved the extra fun stuff to before the credits!

It's a friend you hang out with, in private. You're not comfortable introducing it to your parents and it sure as hell isn't winning any "games as art" arguments and the like. In all aspects, Lococycle is an incredibly stupid game.

Does that mean they got into the scanner during production or something? It seems like they're pretty sealed in there, but they'd have been dead if there was no food, right? The guy did say they'd been having ant problems, so I guess they found a way to get out a few ants at a time.

This game is Duke Nukem Forever levels of hubris at this point. I don't think people care anymore, seeing as all we have to go on are those videos from an E3 long ago.

Yup, and there's this weird growing like...Tumblr fandom of girls who say he's too cute to be guilty, or whatever. It's supremely fucked.

Do new electronics smell like food? Why would a cat lick a device?

Will this cause any potential disc read errors or hard drive failures? I thought you weren't even supposed to touch your 360 if a disc was spinning in it, lest your disc get torn to shreds.

TipGate!

I'm beginning to think that's a permanent T-Bone steak tattoo.

So I assume this is better than Rain?

Times Square hosting a street race?