Do you even Star Wars, bro?

Comedy comes in threes.

“Plans” really was the operative word there in United’s creditable 1–1 upset draw. United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjær isn’t exactly thought of as a tactical genius of the caliber of his counterpart, Jürgen Klopp, but Solskjær’s plan to frustrate the high-flying Reds’ attack and pester their stalwart defense was…

Mike Person looking like a mud-splattered Viking berserker defending Stamford Bridge

Nice to see Michael fucking Bradley celebrating up top there, like he didn’t get unzipped by fucking Canada over the break....

You forgot the Community Shield

Yeah, the whole world is doing it wrong except USA leagues where it’s about TV money, not results.

You seriously taking MLS over UCL style? Do you also put ketchup on well done steaks?

Elite

Reasonable take for a movie that should not be taken seriously.

Is Dom’s Picksburgh Yinzer accent too much for you?

I think I am picking up on an anti- “big school” bias here...

So, John Oliver was totally right about Daryl Morey trading away Marquese Chriss?

Yeah I agree that Snyder is intentionally humorless to the point it’s unintentionally hysterically funny.

Holy shit that was a good post!

Thank God we fired the German guy who won as a player and a coach and actually wanted the USMNT job...

I saw it opening weekend too, after reading the book. I left the theater wondering what the fuck that was supposed to be...I rewatched it last week for the first time after having this argument with someone else recently and TRIED to frame it in my mind as a satire but it just doesn’t hold up. It’s ridiculous, it’s…

Shut the fuck up, racist troll.

So tough! So edgy! So brave to use an anonymous handle from the safety of your keyboard!

Um, you kicked him out of your bar, you didn’t imprison him. That’s not abridging free speech.