/cringe

Bro, Joe doesn’t want or need your help.

I called him an idiot.

That’s not what makes you the idiot.

I mean, THESE are the people that consider him “dapper”

Yeah his choices were distracting and the fact that it was so obviously him kind of broke the 4th wall.

There was a book? Seriously? Someone took the time to write, edit, publish that “story”?

I still want the 10 IQ points I lost watching Birdbox back.

Rogue One was amazeballs. Make 20 of those...

Van Aanholt is the highest scoring defender in the Premiere League over the past 3 seasons...

You have Van Halen criminally underrated, and in the wrong category.

YOAH JUST JEALOUS

Comedy comes in threes.

“Plans” really was the operative word there in United’s creditable 1–1 upset draw. United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjær isn’t exactly thought of as a tactical genius of the caliber of his counterpart, Jürgen Klopp, but Solskjær’s plan to frustrate the high-flying Reds’ attack and pester their stalwart defense was…

Mike Person looking like a mud-splattered Viking berserker defending Stamford Bridge

Nice to see Michael fucking Bradley celebrating up top there, like he didn’t get unzipped by fucking Canada over the break....

You forgot the Community Shield

Yeah, the whole world is doing it wrong except USA leagues where it’s about TV money, not results.

You seriously taking MLS over UCL style? Do you also put ketchup on well done steaks?

Elite