I re-read Brave New World in the last decade. It’s brilliant.

He KTFO’d Simmler in unforgettable fashion. That was one of the most brutal KO’s I’ve ever seen in any sport or streetfight.

Clerks and Mallrats were good. FIGHT ME!

Is anybody here actually not OK with an Aziz Ansari comeback? I don’t think it’s fair to lump him in with actual creeps that locked women in rooms to assault them...

You are the hero we need in these trying times.

This man is football Dwight Howard.

Wait...are you trying to say the 4/3 pm games are better? When there is a 50% chance you have to watch the Chargers?

Cheese eating surrender monkey? Check

Isn’t Stade Rennais FC usually referred to as Rennes?

Are you new around here, or just lost?

Is this Portland or Austin?

I hear ya, don’t let me kill your buzz.

And you’re halfway to a Peanut Butter, Honey, and Banana Sandwich!

Remember, Lancet also published (and eventually retracted) the thoroughly debunked study that linked vaccines to autism, so I feel pretty good about my drinking.

Shudder to think, right? Especially if it’s being kept sealed...

PTI is still on the air and neither of those idiots watch sports anymore either...

I believe it was already reported he was a former cop that got fired for “reasons.” Fuck this asshole, too bad he will probably get a job on Fox News as a “Law Enforcement Expert” talking head.

Yep. They keep acting like they reinvented the wheel with all their disruptions.

I mean, it already is. You’re swapping one master for many...

I mean, yeah, fuck both Davis and Cohen, but imperfect allies like these assholes, a retired pornstar, and an irrelevant reality show villain are the only things that are actually helping restore our democracy right now. Your tsk-tsking is fucking useless.