1 Make sure to take a nice dump before you leave for the airport

Lena - Stop making your personal issues the problem of innocent random animals.

Right? Everybody that cut the cord to get out of a $200 cable bill now has a $120 internet plan (from a cable provider) and $80 of monthly subscriptions...

This motherfucker probably got a laugh enough times that he does this literally every time he walks into a bar.

THIS. I want this. I would watch homegirl read the phone book.

skins are straight edge

If this is meant as a peace offering for all the shit you talked about United this week...it kind of worked actually.

Way ahead of you, I’ve been into Mastodon since before it was cool.

Это хороший агитпроп, товарищ.

I was in Lancaster PA at a flea market in Amish country, north of fucking Gettysburg, of all places, about 10 years ago. There was a stall selling everything you can think of with a Confederate flag on it. Not like Civil War replicas, like cellphone holsters and belt buckles and folding knives and shit. I asked the…

Santa?!

“I want some pussy and a cheeseburger. Maybe my wife will blow me if I tell her she’s pretty.”

Also, who is Coach Fisher? Isla Fisher? Carrie Fisher? Antwone Fisher? Amy Fisher? Jimbo Fisher?

I wasn’t rooting for him or anyone to die, but my first reaction was “that guy fucking SUCKS”

Think about this - some of these calls are going to cost guys jobs when it comes to the last round of cuts.

Found Troopz

He’s clearly trying to force a January transfer, no?

I love Scholes’s Salford Manc accent. 

Devoid of context, sure, but you can’t act like Richies Incognito Jr and Sr don’t have a long, well documented history of being violent racist assholes.

This! I say this all the time - if this was a movie script I was trying to pitch, nobody would buy it because it’s too fucking absurd and farcical a story to tell!