Yeah but it’s still the McMuffinest of McMuffins. When I read the title on the front page, I braced for Mephistopocalypse. Then I read the article and “The who?” ... “Oh yeah, that.”

I also would put her Nina from The Black Swan at the top but I’m a little disappointed looking at her filmography. I’ve always thought of her as fairly reliable and impossibly beautiful, but looking at this list, I’m also finding her work to be unremarkable. I just don’t see any movies here that has me going, “wow,…

I only grasp reusable straws.

Sometimes it’s hard to get to this site when you have to get past all the straws that are being grasped. 

“But still, it definitely seems like Cooper is jumping to embrace the first excuse he can find in order to get out of actually having to make more Hangover movies.”

Kind of a slow news day I guess

Yes, one extremely irritating trend is people treating everything they do, no matter how terrible, as primarily being part of their personal journey. The primary concern about Haddish driving drunk is not whether she becomes a more contented person. It’s not about her. She is not the protagonist of a story in which…

This is inexcusable. You can say everyone makes mistakes but this is her second time. You can say she has personal trauma but that doesn’t justify putting other innocent people in danger by driving drunk. She’s famous enough that she can afford a driver or rideshare when she decides to drink. Hopefully there are some…

Ma’am you are 43

That is a really dumb, ignorant take. Black, white, brown, if you’re so drunk you fall asleep while driving, not once but twice, then you definitely deserved to be arrested. Drunk drivers, no matter their race, gender, religion or sexuality can kill or seriously injure innocent victims. Tiffany will probably,…

Thank you for being responsible for others’ well-being even when you were having trouble with caring for your own, and congratulations on the 10 months of sobriety.

Make she can work diddling kids into the jokes this time. 

The cops were suspicious because she seemed to be slurring her last name.

This is just a good reminder for everyone out there.  If you are going to celebrate and drink,  plan ahead of time how you are getting home.  Don’t expect your drunk ass to know when you had to much to drive, just assume going in you will and have a DD or an uber on speed dial.  Getting a DUI is a costly thing that…

That first response is something. There should be a Charlie Sheen Policy: any time someone responds to a drug/alcohol charge with “I’m winning” they go straight into rehab.

I am an alcoholic, 10 months sober, and drank to blackout every night for almost ten years, and never once did I get behind the wheel wasted.

You can afford a driver.

No sympathy for anyone who regularly drives drunk. Only inconsiderate self-absorbed assholes knowingly put others at risk to avoid a minor inconvenience.

I’ll never understand this. You’re rich. Just call a ride. 

Boy, I hope she can manage to turn it into “jokes” as piss poor as that first round.