JohnCon
JohnCon
JohnCon

As a non-actor, press tours *sound* like fun. Get to travel the world and be asked softball questions by people pre-disposed to like your stuff in order to promote a movie. But in reality, I am sure it is more like this. Inane questions. Day. After. Day. The same questions. Day. After. Day. Not being able to talk

“Sorry I dunno, I was just the Adam Driver, you want to ask the Adam Director.”

I mean he could have explained that he, as an actor, really doesn’t have any say in the shot composition or special effects of the crash scene and that, most likely, he wasn’t even around when it was shot. But “Fuck You” works too 

I thought the same thing, but she actually apparently does use the stage name Sarah Squirm in some contexts, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don’t see any possible interpretation of the joke as making fun of terrorism. It’s making fun of a guy who’s too dense to realize the name of his band is the same as a terrorist group. Who is this offending?

I thought it was funny. Not “doubled over laughing” funny, but an amusing beat.

I think they hoped that the ‘Please Don’t Destroy’ guys would be the new ‘Lonely Island’, but while some of their stuff is ok, it all just seems like pretty generic straight white guy humour to me.

I love how ChatAVC decided just to stop writing this article midstream. Like “Yeah, I’m going back to plotting humanity’s demise, I can’t be bothered with this show anymore.”

...and is on track to potentially have the worst domestic opening of the entire 33-movie series, total.

Same. I’ve been expecting this. The trailors looked so boring and just like yet another generic, inconsequential Marvel film. The fact that it’s literally just called “The Marvels” is pretty ironic. 

I wonder if they regret not calling it Captain Marvel 2. (Though I doubt a different title would’ve made that big of a difference.)

Can’t say I’m surprised. I’m a big Marvel fan, and this may be the first movie that I have no desire to see. 

They weren’t told how long to steam the puddings for.

Okay, so I’m of two minds about the technical.

I don’t think the judges were laughing at the contestants. This is Bake Off, so they were laughing with them. I suspect it would have been stressful for each contestant seeing their puddings collapse as soon as they came out, but the feeling would not have lasted long, as they realised everybody’s was doing the same,

Paul stated clearly several times (to Prue) that they had enough time - just - to make the damn things if they did everything right. Tash’s were done-ish because she removed the water bath that cooks more gently and slowly and it messed with the texture. Since a steamed pudding is a traditional English bake I expected

56K. Ouch.

$56k for one of these is absolutely insane. 

That price is hysterical. 

Pass.