For me the song performances are like the halftime show at sporting events. That’s usually when I go to the bathroom.

They used have a theme for the Oscars. Every year they would celebrate a different genre: Westerns, romances, horror, etc. I don’t know why they stopped doing that.

I’ve been advocating for eliminating the Best Song performances for years but there’s always some people who want them, so I say compromise, do a medley.

Here’s my $.02:

Murkowski and Romney are planning to vote for her.

South Carolina totally dominated Uconn from start to finish.

Any word from Sen. Murkowski?

Watched CODA last night, it was good.

I’ll bet next year’s ratings will be higher. Especially if they invite Smith and Pinkett back.

That In Memoriam was weird.

That was dick move by Smith. Jesus, it was just a joke. There were a lot of people in that room who were targets of jokes, you didn’t see them get upset about it.

Wow did you see what he just did to Chris Rock. Jesus.

Congratulations Ariana! Puerto Rico!

It does look good.

Republicans are proving that time travel is possible. They’re taking us back to the past everyday. 

That sigh. She said a mouthful with that sigh.

Changing a diaper in public, on a table in a restaurant? Jesus. 

Well Chevy has their next Superbowl commercial.

Love, love, love The Godfather.

If you like Timecrimes watch Triangle with Melissa George.