Looks like Chris Rock, kinda.

I initially assumed the picture of the monkeys at the top was the sexual position and I thought you meant a threeway with a child. So my answer was an emphatic: "WTF?! Jesus Christ, NO. What is your fucking dysfunction?!"

also alan was amazing as snape but i am still like ROAR HES LIKE IN HIS EARLY 30SSSSSSSSSSSS AT THE START OF THE SERIESSSSSSSSS

I was just rereading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and she was so much more likable than I remembered. Like, I'd be friends with her. I think the problem with her character is that her arc wasn't very believable. First she's a shy wallflower with a debilitating crush on Harry, then she's an underdeveloped…

I figured she put Ron and Hermione together because she hated chemistry.

I would also submit for evidence his absolutely anguished look at Carol being taken away. Norman Reedus just fucking slays it with his facial expressions. (Although I would very much like it if Daryl could please contrive to wash his hair at some point this season.)

Hey all you Carol/Daryl shipping doubters! You know that part where Daryl is a perfect gentleman to Carol and kills the mom/child walkers that were entombed in the temporary housing for victims of domestic violence? THIS IS WHERE YOU CONCEDE DEFEAT AND LET IT HAPPEN. THEY'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL…

I was so mad at the zombies who started growling when Caryl were laying beside each other on the bed! DAMMIT, cock-blocking zombies!

Exactly, try one or three.

Why are we acting like this is only about her touching her 1 year old sister's vagina when she was 7 and not also about emotionally coercing her sister into sleeping in her bed and then masturbating while she sleeps? And about paying her sister in candy to give her long kisses on the lips? And about paying her sister…

The best and most bonkers aspect of this book? It served as a plot device in another Christopher Pike book, "Gimme a Kiss", involving another faked death plot. AMAZING.

Fun fact: Woody Guthrie wrote "This Land is Your Land" specifically as a protest against that weak-ass song.

I just made this up: That was written by Francis Scott Off-Key. Yep, just made that up.

I'm Lois Duncan, the author of DAUGHTERS OF EVE, which, to my amazement, appears to be just as controversial today as it was when I wrote it back in the late '70s. I thoroughly enjoyed this discussion (thank you Jia and Kelly) and would be happy to respond to any questions that anyone might have. (As long as you…

oh. My. God. There's a Lois Duncan book I haven't heard of or read, and it sounds like Teen Handmaid's Tale?!?! I can't read the recap, I don't want any spoilers.

I no longer wish to live in Montana.

My dog will eat any worn thong he can get his paws on. He ate one yesterday. Luckily, he doesn't swallow the entire thing whole. Instead, he tears the crotch out and eats that in bites. I've resolved to be more careful not to leave them on the floor.

Actually, I kind of agree with Prudence here. She's in a monogamous marriage to a man. They are not opening it up, apparently, to include others. Marriage presumably means forever. Unless the topic came up of its own accord, what would be the point of making an announcement?

I don't think so. They were on a cruise, so that would have been tough. Apparently the boss had a habit of this type of incredibly aggressive sexual harassment. For the record, my wife's responses to the boss' messages were things like, "Oh", "LOL", "huh", and "thanks." No engagement or participation whatsoever (at…

Apropos of smuggling coke, last year I was visiting my parents at their cottage in Maine, flying into Boston. I got to the cottage and unpacked my suitcase and found a large rectangular package of white powder tucked between my sweaters. Just under a kilo. I nearly shit a brick.