When I was in high school my dad had this exact problem with his vegetable garden and a devious rabbit. He "tried everything" and then set up a humane trap in the yard. One morning before school he looked out the window and yelled, "I got it!" But of course, it wasn't the rabbit. It was a huge possum, who at first…

i mean he is cute, but i have cunt-dar and can tell he's a big jerk.

HE LOOKS LIKE A REAL CUNT.

Lol satan in a fur coat

I laughed way too hard at this! Aww the crafty widdle cute effer!

This story with this picture is hilarious!

That story would indeed by vastly more stupendous.

I lost at it the part about the water hose. I had an image of Elmer Fudd trying to drown Bugs Bunny and it coming back in his face. Thank you for this.

that is one little son of a bitch!

I know! What kind of pyro maniacs work at your Home Depot? "Garden right next to the house, you say? Gasoline and a match should do the trick!"

This made me laugh hard enough my stomach hurt. The photo killed it.

I'm alright, don't nobody worry about me

(was told to pour gasoline down the holes and throw a match down there, FIRE IN THE HOLE-style.)

I misread chipmunk as chimpanzee somehow and had so many questions.

Cat probably would've done the trick.

Oh man, something about this really got to me. I cannot stop giggling.

Several years back I was homeless in San Francisco. I could often find friends to stay with, but not every night. The night of this tale I was trying to sleep in the park, and to help me sleep and forget about my shitty predicament I had bought a big jug of Carlo Rossi. Around midnight I'm good and sloshed, but still…

The following is a cautionary tale of college testosterone, the feeling of invincibility, and a LOT of alcohol. Please, PLEASE, never attempt.

The following is a cautionary tale of college testosterone, the feeling of invincibility, and a LOT of alcohol. Please, PLEASE, never attempt.