I was Philip D. Bag, a costumed character that taught children the importance of recycling paper. I found this gig on Craigslist. That's me in the picture.

This is going to be lost in the tides, but I figure I'll share it in case some poor soul with a similar ailment finds it and feels comforted/understood.

When I was 17 I noticed a little pimply thing on my left breast. Pimples happen on boobs, especially in sweaty, cloggy summertime, so I wasn't worried. I figured it'd…

THIS IS NOT MY PERSONAL STORY, but it's that special brand of "holy shit" that I thought it deserves a read - some of you may have already come across it on reddit.

I should have done that! I'll add mine to yours.

Here's hoping Lincoln grows up to be a wonderful vampire hunter like her namesake.

oh my gaaawwwd this face. Just show me enough photos of babies making this face at their moms and I'll gladly sign off on like 17 kids.

I totally agree. He respects their space and realizes they're very young PEOPLE, not puppies or dolls. I'll bet he's also great with animals.

Yes. Whether you love Obama or hate him, you have to admire his way with kids.

In 20 years, this girl is going to have the most EPIC throwback thursday picture.

Me thinks he's one who actually had a hand in raising his kids instead of being a distant father type man. That's the impression I get from most politician photo ops their face always seems to say "A baby? What the hell do I do with this?"

I don't think I've ever seen a politician be better with children. He's not guarded with them, and so they're comfortable with him. It seems unfakeable to me.

My best friend and I spent almost a full week playing Ninja Gaiden at his house one summer. Since there were no saves, we'd progressively get farther in the game each day and then pause it at night so we could pick up where we left off the next day. After about 5 days of non-stop ninja action, we had finally made it…

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…

This.. this may be the first thing I like Olivia Munn for. What's happening?

I go back a few times a year! I used to live there so a lot of my closest friends are there. He's actually going to be in my city for his sister's wedding in a couple months. We talked about going round 2, but a lot can happen in 2 months so we will see. If we are both single I would like to get my hands/mouth/vagina…

I was dating this pizza delivery girl that had just came to America from Kerplunkerstan that really only knew the bare minimum amount of English one would need to make and deliver pizza. We bonded over drinking, sex, and Kung Fu movies (without subtitles, neither of us really knew what was going on). One day I was…

She manages to look gorgeous even when legitimately distressed. I hate her for that. I love her for that.

In showgirls the girls talk about chips, burritos, doggy chow, versace and whether they like having nice tits. Wins the bechdel test.

I had a rolling bag, and no joke, I pinched a nerve in my back lifting it into the backseat of my car.

Holy shit, a Mexican buffet. Why did I never go to Chi-Chi's?