What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

Nice to see that the Redskins found another use for the “add to cart” option after RG3 left.

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

Yes.

While his career in Boston looks to be a bust, he’ll always be a hero in San Francisco.

There’s hope in a world where Michael Scott can provide the inspiration for Lebron James to own Draymond Green on the internet.

“Everybody is always telling me that the sky’s the limit and that the cup is only half full,”

To be fair, “Snoop Dogg, herb” is pretty much every photo of the man I’ve ever seen.

The funniest line in this post was “Additional reporting by Tom Ley.”

Shut the fuck up, please?

Shut the fuck up.

I’m like 65% sure you’re a troll.

Great closing paragraph in that SB Nation article you linked to

God, John Lackey is such a fucking pud.

I’ll tell you what the fuck is happening. The Bulls, who have the 2nd shittiest front office and the worst coach in the entire league, slid into the playoffs because the Nets decided to just give it to us, and God, that sick son of a bitch, is enacting his will to make the Bulls look like a competent team. All it’s…

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Damn, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

My dog looks just like Ollie! We did an agility class and then did a course at a JRT trial. He was zooming right along and then flew past a jump. I got him to come back, but he almost went over it backwards, a DQ. So I threw my arms up, he stopped, and proceeded to take a shit. Also a DQ.

Because Pop is an order of magnitude more likable than Tony La Russa’s super genius schtick ever was.

“These people have awful names.”