BUT HE DIDN’T EVEN GO THROUGH HIS LEGS

Big deal. His kind of game might be conducive to winning a Final Four or the occasional Olympics, but he’ll retire without a ring (unlike his brother LaLebron).

Hey, serious question, what do you call a bunch of people taking a day off to see a parade cheering a guy chanting “no days off!”? Is that irony, or something else?

You root for some random ass teams.

Mike Tomlin stands on an NFL football field during live play...you think he’s gonna be told where he can and can’t stand at a high school football game?

Lynch, who has most recently served as an analyst on Fox

A white 3-point specialist. That’s a new one.

he looks sick af what are u talking about

Pence or no Pence, Indiana really going all out with an anti-Gay agenda.

This ought to shut the highlight truthers right the fuck up. See? They do call traveling in the NBA.

Where can I watch the video where she came in his face?

Are you swearing like that because you’re trapped in a Dr. Seuss book?

What witty name do you give yourself when you call into Denver sports radio every day?

Mack is much better against the run, bruh.

(gets championship ring in pregame ceremony) (whistles for member of entourage) (peels off $100s to pay for ring) (whisper whisper) “I didn’t even know I was on this team, my bad”

“Watch all of these”

That poor kid. Not only is he a Wizard fan, but his mom is giving someone a very unenthusiatic handjob right behind his back.

“Evans apparently commented on someone else’s Instagram post and said he did not vote in the election.”