It's not money, it's ambition. You can't do something new while copying what's already been done.

I game on a Toshiba A505 laptop I got from an auctioned pallet at $250.

I can do it in one word:

No, other software doesn't work like that. However, every other form of media does: movies, music, books. Why is software so special?

Damn, that's quite cool

Bloody Tears is the most epic old-school game song I can think of at the moment. It just absolutely perfectly suits the vibe of Castlevania—I never tire of it. Used to be my ringtone before I lost the midi file...

What's the problem with Stemage's version? Pretty much the whole Metroid Metal album is really well done.

I was all psyched for the PS3 when it came out, but didn't have the money to buy one. Then they pulled PS2 support, around the same time I realized the 360 played (almost) all of my old games, and not just played them, but improved them.

Also, if you buy a 3DS and wait for new games, you can still play your DS games. Nintendo handhelds have had at least one generations' backwards compatibility since the GBC.

See, for my my Star Wars love has been paralyzed by repeated assaults calling themselves "Prologues". There were three of them—I even walked out of the third.

Okay, dude, back off. Not everyone who doesn't slaver at the jaw for the Kinect is a Sony shill, and the act of calling someone a fanboy because they pick on something you like says more about you than them.

"Nah, dawg, it's like a first-person adventure/fantasy. You're saving these villagers from like an evil sorcerer..."

Final Fantasy.

Sorry, but having just evicted a "high maintenance" "friend", I'm much more inclined to make a much simpler guide to handle these people:

Yes, gears and clockwork as a pattern, and bronze and copper and leather color tones. Doesn't need to be functional—show me any Victorian fashion that was.

You've called me a moron, a dumbass, a douchebag, and a twat. And I'm the one who's "pre-judging" something?

Which I agree, is complete and utter bullshit. THAT is an issue no one should ever argue about—if a woman (or a man) is of the legal age of consent and wants to be made sterile, for any reason, no doctor should have the right to deny them that. I know many people who don't want, or even like, kids. I know many who…

Seriously, at what point between "this psychopath hacked my hand off" and "holy shit he's behind me about to cleave my fucking skull" does "looking bored" occur?

Yah, I see it too. Cover was in place when he rolled over it, cover was gone afterwards. Looks like something popped up and hit the SUV, which you can see fall to the ground first. And the tires weren't near the hole.

Why dashcam?