JoelRubin
Joel Rubin
JoelRubin

I predict: This one will have 27 hours of in-game cutscenes, cinematics, intros, outros, and credits; 12 hours of piloting small robots around looking for chewing gum while characters sit around and talk to each other, and exactly 71 minutes of actual gameplay. Interspersed with CODEC chatter.

Ah, Gawker's broken again. Thumbs up not working, need more... direct action.

/facepalm

I've honestly never been able to use this phrase in a more apt setting: It is, literally, all semantics

No, the two statements mean exactly the same thing "Mostly great", and "not bad" mean the same thing, just coming from different directions. "Mostly Great" comes from a place of high expectation and not finding perfection, but something good anyway. "Not Bad" comes from expecting trash and being surprised at how

No, Nintendo does not get the short end of the stick. No, Nintendo does not get maligned more than any other manufacturer. No, Nintendo is not the victim of some imagined media bias. No, the 3DS is not harped on unfairly. No, they were not "intentionally careful with the praise, because this is still the 3DS".

I think I'd grind the coffee beans and sprinkle the powder instead of putting "floaters" in my drink.

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LOL, I got called a "nerd" for playing DCUO... by people playing DCUO.

Yes, the poor, maligned Nintendo, seller of hundreds of millions of DS units. When will the world stop bad-mouthing poor, rich Nintendo.

First time I really missed it was Darkwatch on XBox. Solid game, but if I'd have been able to hand Controller 2 to my brother, we'd have played it over and over again. As it is, played it once, and done.

Co-op in Prototype would make this a release-day sale for me, flaws and all. But it'd have to have split-screen co-op—gamers do live with other gamers on occasion.

Well, my "console" is a 360, so I can't join you (when Sony pulled PS2 BC, I called them and said if BC stays away, so too will I). I'm honestly surprised my laptop plays it at all, but it runs smooth enough.

I can tell you that the DLC seem more worth it to me than Legendary—Legendary's a rental. If you stop paying, you lose all the extras, and all characters that use a DLC power (well, they're locked away, but still lost).

Oh hai guys. Seems you've found my dirty little secret—I haven't played anything but DCUO since Xmas.

1) Bring back Richard Steven Horvitz as Raz—no other voice will do.

Did you completely miss the fact that she makes all the costumes (and some materials) herself, or were you too busy being a dismissive misogynistic ass?

"...he's ready for those who think the Vita will suffer the fate of the piracy-riddled PSP, which developers began to flee when consumers stopped paying money to play games on the thing."

LOL, did I actually type that?

Oh, I wasn't "mature" at 19. I was just "not a flaming moron" at 19. That's my point—it doesn't take stalwart maturity and brains to figure this out.