Hm. I was working off the assumption that fake-tan pigment would be less deep than naturally-occurring butthole pigment. Certainly my tans last forever (the incident with the fake tan was because of a sock tan that would. Not. Go. Away) but then again I am in San Diego.

The only way to lose any skin pigment is to lose the skin itself. Getting rid of layers of dead skin is probably exactly why it might work. This is why real sun tans don't last very long - the tanned skin is gone.

Maybe? You can use lemon juice to make your hair lighter or to brighten up white laundry, so it has some bleaching power. But it helps to use lemon juice and sunlight, which doesn't seem as practical in this context.

But bro, it's different because patriarchy and institutions and stuff! Those things make sexual violence by women ok!

[crickets]

you should meet violence with violence, but since when is making a pass at someone on the street violence?

DLC level for GT6/Forza anyone?

She is a piece of shit.

Don't you know? Any suggestion that ANYONE must take a shred of personal responsibility for their decisions is slut shaming!

Contracting herpes via unprotected sex is punishment for having unprotected sex.

Gonna wear this outfit on Tuesday and make all the haters mad.

Fucking exactly

Your words of reason will be largely ignored by the masses who will now post stuff about how the Mazda 3 is better, how Corolla drivers are the scum of the Earth, how the Corolla isn't actually reliable or that you're a dumbass for defending the Corolla.

I don't know why, but it reminds me of this:

Agreed. Toyota typically gives very realistic mph figures, unlike the others. Out in the real world, the Corolla could probably hang with any of the other competitors in this sector. But we won't know until somebody does a comparison test.

Maybe after 2.5 years the animal said "Fuck this, I'm out"

How do you think so many guards in Skyrim stopped adventuring? It surely wasn't arrows.

I fully endorse this behavior.

Goddamit don't feed wild animals!