The word “Pup” is worse than “Moist” to me.

Breakfast in America by Supertramp is the best song of all time.

Serrated? What are you cutting? Shoe leather?

Serrated? What are you cutting? Shoe leather?

My teen bully literally killed his mother a couple years after high school. I am not exaggerating one iota. Pretty gnar.

Why is this person a Jalopnik writer?

Rain-X, bitch.

Thanks Obama

Also, Donna Martin graduates!

Small victories. I haven’t liked Honda since the mid ‘90s but this is changing my opinion.

Too small. It might be enough for a modem and router, but that’s about it.

Too small. It might be enough for a modem and router, but that’s about it.

Thunderbolt? Hahaha. Thunderbolt is a joke and useless.

They are widely regarded as million mile engines... so you probably won’t have to worry for a while.

Helmet laws are stupid. If saving lives was the reason, car drivers should have to wear helmets - it would save more lives than the motorcyclists.

Always is the wrong word. Some cars look like shit with the Euro treatment.

Wow. Just wow. This is some next level sanctimonious bullshit.

Stupid. Why not confront your husband instead of the whore he’s cheating with?

“I don’t care about mechanics. I care about design,”

The absurdity of forcing all male clubs to allow women as a response to rape allegations is hilarious.

Unemployment rate? Really? Citing this widely known useless stat?