Hold my beer...

“These warranties do not cover damage to any component that is the result of operating the vehicle in any competition or racing event.”

If a bitch wants an open relationship.... dump her. Then date her best friend/sister/mom.

This is the cost of imaginary property: Products priced out of reach and no alternatives due to patent/trademark/copyright/other intellectual property protection. This isn’t capitalism when government laws are enabling this type of anti-competitive and anti-social behavior.

I took a 72 month loan on my car, but it was 0%. It’s literally a discount.

Jesus christ. Are you going to pass safety inspection with the booger weld on that roll cage?

Ecological suicide nets!

Time to end the subsidies.

And you’d know this after how many years as a bounty hunter?

First bike a new bike? I dropped my first bike before I ever even rode it.

When I bought my house, no HOA was absolutely mandatory.

Oh the memories you’ve stirred up. My grandparents had a Ford Granada. I remember being like 5 or 6, looking at the name badge and thinking to myself why would they call this car “Grandma”

2015 Camaro 1LE

Why only half? You are giving them 78% pure nitrogen. Charge at least 78%.

Great! Somebody tell this prick that he’s wrong and a blithering idiot.

You need to learn to respect pronouns.

Trannies shouldn’t be getting their genitals mutilated. They should be getting their heads examined.

They are not barriers, they are traffic bollards or cones.Where is the proof that the contractor didn’t position the cones correctly and that the driver didn’t alter the locations after the fact? Or that other cars passing by didn’t maybe move the cones? The cones were more than close enough together based on the…

The traffic cones are more than close enough together to see that the lanes are blocked off. You wouldn’t be able to negotiate that lane change through the cones at the speed limit on that street. I think the police were trying to prevent adding insult to injury, but clearly, this driver is an impatient and…

Turn in your license. You are unfit to drive.