Screw this guy. I’m never watching Bones again.

As a former landlord/rental property owner, this option is fraught with danger. There is a reason renters are renters: They lack the wherewithal to own their own property.

That’s why you don’t buy in a HOA. Believe it or not, it is possible.

Hot girls have moved up to BMW from VW Jettas. Why not, it’s all Daddy’s money.

I’d love to have a F Series Ranger.

Do the brave thing and don’t have kids. You wouldn’t want your kids to go through what you went through?

This is what a waste of space looks like. Just put the transmission selector on the column like grandma’s Buick. Fucking slushbox drivers who think they shift. Fuck all this bullshit.

The solution to relationship challenges:

degeneracy

Fuck you cunts. Go away if you don’t want the attention. Be glad you get it, while you can.

You forgot the Camaro SS. Easier to work on than any other car on this list, except for maybe the Silverado.

Ugh. Another car for short people.

If it’s an autotragic, why not put the shifter on the column and free up some space for a middle seat?

What a cunt. Getting your history from “The Sound of Music” is shit tier.

I only want V-12 Lambos.

This interior is hideous

2015 Camaro SS:

Fuck this shit, I’m a redneck.

Try being 6’7”. Even 5’11” girls are short.