I really hope this kook’s beard catches on fire. Along with his show. And his partner. God this show sucks.

I learned a lot too. Their formula is worse than Fast and Loud:

What’s the difference between a current year Jeep and one from the 80’s? Has the chassis evolved in any appreciable way? Can’t you get an old one pretty cheap, and with a few bucks spent sorting them out, be just a capable?

This is the future. The software infrasturcture is what we would classify as the employee, and the operator of the device is just a check-out clerk. The check-out clerk isn’t needed most of the time ala self-check out at the grocery store. Buh bye working class.

That’s racist!

If I lost half my salary, I’d be living in a van down by the river.

le tarbo is brokedick

I prefer to pretend that they are dead

A basic savings plan of about 15%/yr put into an interest bearing account is probably the smartest move for the short term (this period of market volatility and uneasiness) unless you have $100k or more to invest. Also, do your company 401(k) to get the maximum match (but choose a conservative and safe plan). As I’ve…

Don’t be a dirty whore slut and you won’t get STDs.

We have a name for women like this: Klingons

She’s not just dissolving marriages, she’s preventing them. Men are wising up and avoiding marriage like the plague. Thanks to feminism, we can go around screwing all the women we want without the cultural obligation to marry. Good luck getting half of what I have. Oh, I don’t want kids with a slut anyway. Snip snip.

Wood chipper you say?

Ugh, I was recently downtown for another gadget site’s live event, and I forgot how bad the stench of piss and other grossnesses were. I remember now, and I won’t be going downtown again unless absolutely necessary.

I avoid using the parking/emergency brake as I don’t want my rear rotors warped if I park hot. I just turn off the car and leave it in reverse, unless I’m on an incline.

Swim
Jack off
Eat
Maybe go for a walk
Sleep

It’s simple genetics to not want a black baby. IQ statistics, crime statistics, the overwhelming evidence of history don’t lie. You aren’t anti-science are you? Nobody wants black babies, black people especially (blacks abort more babies than are born). The only ones who think they want a black baby are your idiot…

The supermotard is the rider, the supermoto is the bike

Stupid cunt deserves what she gets for dating that subhuman. Her mom should have got the police involved while she was still a juvenile and got his ass thrown in prison with his brothers. That family is beyond disgusting.

It’s not World of Tanks... It’s