Sure, but I wouldn’t be upset at all if this happens:

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

my man only knows one way to play: FULL THROTTLE

Just a note, I’m going to keep dismissing any transphobic comments. They aren’t funny.

pretty easy - just grab ‘em by the hot dish

I cannot WAIT to see the Dead Letters for this one.

Roxanne’s probably his little sister.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

He also had troubled with the background screening, given Chubby’s Checkered past.

El-Kiamino

Tally up the subsidies for electric vehicles, and then those for oil production, and I’d wager electric subsidies are barely a ripple in comparison.

Couples do not have a sexual orientation - the people in the couples do. This person is not a lesbian, and has requested that people stop referring to her as such.

Because no one actually wants them!

No, you A-L-W-A-Y-S call the police first; before doing anything else. Produces immediate documentation of the time you called, whom you spoke with, and your immediate side of the story before a patrol officer arrives. This is in ANY situation with another party.

Did any horse fly into the stands? 

It was known as one of the fastest tracks back in the day, but that led to some pretty horrific collisions so at some point they outfitted all the horses running on that track with restrictor plates over their noses to limit their air intake and slow them down.

Big hit to Santa Anita. Hollendorfer’s horses were the glue that held that place together.

They’re good cars, Brent.

This is horse women, and dog “parents”, and crossfit bros, and coffee snobs, and fucking car guys. This is everybody with the thing that they like, because you obviously could never love their thing as purely as they do. What’s your thing?