Hi! I represent a large VC firm, and I’d like you to stop talking now and accept this angel round investment of eleventy bajillion dollars.

1. Allowed my small business to afford offering insurance to all our employees.

LOL Archibald is an old ass joint for fed lifers, lower tier lobbyists and tourists. I thought Cajuns were supposed to be able to hold their liquor, LOL

This kind of shit is why I don’t fuck with Airbnb in the first place. But the blatant racism not withstanding, this bullshit company is basically a bunch of crooks who 1. fuck up the real estate market in places like NYC 2. are trying to be hotels without taking on actual hotel expenses like having liability insurance…

For the briefest second, I thought you meant the band Rush... Then I remembered the movie.

Jesus, Drew, she fucking farted. Be a goddamn gentleman for once.

At least all those people who decided to skip voting in 2016 because Hillary wasn’t inspiring have that sweet, sweet moral high ground to hang out on.

But remember everyone, Hillary wasn’t inspiring enough. That is more important.

It doesn’t even have Centipede. The list is a farce wrapped in a dirty diaper.

In 2003, Limp Bizkit (yes, I know) released a cover of Behind Blue Eyes. I was 15 and I still remember brother asking my dad — a big The Who fan — to listen to “this new song” that showed how Limp Bizkit (again, I know) was artistic and creative.

A lot of these jabrones are run of the mill contrarians that don’t have any true belief system more expansive than the vague notion of being aggrieved.   Gamergaters in particular was born from an anti-meaning cause, almost a modern nihilism.

How the hell has anyone not heard “Got To Get You Into My Life”?

Yeah Comey is dealing with the mind-blowing, world-disrupting shattering of his Delusion of Superiority. See, all his life, he knew there were shitty white men doing shitty things cuz he was one of them, just infrequently he thought, and for good reasons. Yeah, he heard the whining of women, minorities, and other…

Found him!

Now you play the game by punching the guy making the gesture.

I proofread them, run them through Grammarly, proofread them again, and then wait for the comments section to tell me what I missed. Thanks. Will edit.

Those are all some great questions that would take a lot of time to answer. To address the last one first, I think it’s fair to say car dealer operations are generally a big unknown to the public because the people who own and run them have nothing to gain from explaining “how the sausage is made” nor do they have the…

Sadly if they do that someone’s going to come out and complain about the evil corruption game of the DNC if their favorite doesn’t get that far.

More hits than Chris Davis

I believe in his case it’s an Eldrick process.