NFL scouts instantly breathed a sigh of relief knowing they'd never have to worry about the authenticity of Sam's girlfriends.

People are making a big deal out of this because it's literally never happened before.

The first thought I had when he was talking about weed "killing brain cells" was that football is much worse for the brain.

Yeah, giving them all prescriptions for hydrocodone and other opiates seems like a MUCH better solution.

Huge football fan here. So this comment is not anti-football. And, actually, I'm not a pot guy, so it's not even intended to be pro-marijuana. But, like, aren't football and the massive hits (and resulting concussions that come with it) perhaps a little more dangerous to the brain than smoking weed?

You should be neutered.

In the 10K race, though, you're gonna see this kind of stuff around K 9.

He's a douche even when he's playing hockey. How about helping out on the backcheck you cherrypicking little prick!?

Just like the rest of this city you seep of white privilege. Amazing how you love the fact that so many black men brought you joy but you continue to do all that you can in making this the 5th Whitest city in America! The real bums are the crooked politicians and corporate bastards who line their pockets. Yes,…

And since nobody made a similar map for the state of Mississippi:

It would be the NYC map that's flicking us all off.

So, I played around with the map a little more like you asked, Barry, connecting the dots if you will. Not sure if everyone is ready for this, but they need to know.

"When two people love each other very much, they can make a baby. Then, as the baby grows up, these same two people, embittered by their own failings, can live vicariously through their child, forcing him into a sport he'll eventually come to resent. And that's where our Winter Olympians come from."

So unbelievably brave...this almost had me in tears at my desk. I applaud Jamie for her bravery. I hope she gets the justice she deserves.

I KNOW - they could never become something important, like, say, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES if they ever seek to 'get high.' Oh wait...

Rubbish. I know plenty of people who smoke who have never done harder stuff. They all hold good jobs and are no burden to anyone.

You know son, there's another drug you can get high on. It's called, "responsibility".

According to Penn State boosters, this is the worst thing that has ever happened involving Joe Paterno.

This is the exact kind of thing that Paterno would take to the authorites