I don’t understand why they just didn’t scream “NO FAIR!”, grab the bats and balls, and storm off the sandlot to go home and play Xbox.

“Run faster!”

It’s weird, it is almost like Dyson was trying to win the game or something. Doesn’t he know the unwritten rules are the most important part of baseball.

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

It’s, what, 12:40 a.m., and not too long ago I sat down at my TV to watch the Twins on MLB.tv, being one of those cord-cutters who can only watch the home team after the game ends. I plop down, turn it on, start speeding through it a bit, then I pick up my laptop and I figure I can go to Deadpsin, because there’s no…

In an America where it feels like every day brings a fresh new hell, to see this kind of innocence and gratitude from a kid is fucking adorable.

Color Commentator: “....what a touching story, let’s hope that kid beats cancer. And speaking of touching stories about children, Tom can you tell us why the Ducks won’t be facing Luke Heimlich today?”

Take your dumbass star.

My guess is because there’s two of them and one of him? Maybe don’t want the other being jealous is all I can think of.

Great story.

He had it coming.

This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

I, for one, would love to see Larry Bird beat Bob Knight senseless.

In 2017, I believe we call this sort of tone “presidential.”

Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez make all the sense. I’m shocked it took them this long to get together.

Mine worked, but I’m not sitting through a 30 second commercial to see a 5 second video. Jeez

Is it just me, or did embedded videos stop working the past day or so on Deadspin?

Penguin fans are just straight assholes. Its retired in Pittsburgh. Why the fuck do they care if someone in another city wears it? He was an absolutely amazing hockey player, but retired league wide... fuck that. It’s not like he crossed a color line or did something so amazing for hockey that no one else has done.

January 3, 2001, I got in a very similar shouting match with Pitino in Boston when he was coaching the Celtics. I had second row seats right behind the Celtics bench and they were losing to the Knicks by 10 or so at the end of the game and he walked off the floor and headed toward the tunnel alone with about 10…

yeah, we need to ensure there’s a good amount of trumpist republicans in our politics so everything stays balanced out