And a defense attorney was born...

How did they know which condom was the one used in the rape?

Watching the one guy have his face stomped in was difficult. I don't understand how the aggressor could keep kicking once he was clearly unconscious.

Why are we so awful to each other?

I can't wait for the World Cup and the Olympics!!!

Why do adults brag about the accomplishments of other people? Congratulations on "your" big win.

I'd just as soon take a supplement, but hey, whatever, If milkwater floats your boat, more power to you.

This is a contradiction. If you use Pam spray, you are already dead.

It's too bad there's no sound - we can't hear them yelling "stop resisting!"

May hornets built a hive in your brain.

Last week, mashed potatoes. This week, scrambled eggs. What do you have for next week? Cold cereal (when to add the milk? What kind of milk? Do you add fruit?)? Toast? Instant oatmeal? You're slipping, Burneko!

Cashman is on bath salts.

I didn't either. It seemed all but certain that he'd be gone after the season. I think it's just the "Yankees" part that irked some people.

Now I've heard of some tragic things, but this is probably the saddest thing I'll read all day. What has this world come to... I'm here shaking my head. My best goes out to the server's family.

Explain to me again why he wasn't wearing a cup?

Shocked that May didn't burst flames from his head upon the realization of OSU probably going to the national championship.

for those who have the skillz! CHARGE!

Clearly the fear of getting it wrong has to be impacted by the fear of getting it wrong in front of 70,000 screaming fans that want it to go their way.

Refs, like the rest of us, probably just love to hear the sound of everyone in a full arena or stadium simultaneously go nuts. Its awesome and pretty much my favorite thing about sports.