Woah woah, Cowboy. Let's start with basic punctuation and capitalization, and then we'll move onto the multiple syllable words you can and can't use.

I look forward to the nuanced, thoughtful discussion that is sure to follow.

Go play in traffic.

He's a moron, but a life sentence for a nonviolent crime is ridiculous. Especially when murderers and rapists routinely get less. Just more War on Drugs bullshit.

Someone is going to respond to you by saying that the buying and selling of drugs are non-violent, but the trafficking and other activities surrounding the buying and selling of drugs - including intimidation, violence and murder - are violent acts. That's why they say they're getting the drugs off the street.

Does anyone deserve a life sentence for a non-violent offense...ever?

Mike Tyson punching people outside the ring is fucking outstanding. It's a "what if" scenario come to life and I can't get enough of these stories. It's like if Daniel Radcliffe cast a spell on someone that pissed him off

There's not a single black person alive who doesn't know exactly what that words means when it's directed at them by a non-black person. For you to even suggest otherwise says a whole lot about your individual biases, and I'm sad for you.

My wife and I watched that commercial together, as soon as it was over she turned to me and said "I want to get rid of our iPhones and get crappy flip phones." I actually agree with her.

Just a thought, but maybe he should leave those sharks the fuck alone? Not from a danger standpoint, but from the fact that they're wild animals that don't need some dipshit treating them like a thrill ride...

"rape culture" are the shitheads that try to blame the victim in every rape or to downplay the significance of the assault. Attacking the character of the victim, making excuses for the rapist, or attempting to quiet the whole thing.

Codie also insisted on running the race in cubits because "meters are for satan."

If she got a paycheck for $666 would she turn it down?

Does Joplin have random violence problems? gang stuff?

I enjoyed it. Don't pretend that all of you who watched it didn't have some glee in the mayhem.

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I don't know which America you're thinking of, but in the America that I live in, we have a great tradition of state-supported universities that are accessible to students of most, if not all, means, based on a collective understanding that great colleges are a benefit to all people of the state, even those who don't…

I"m pretty sure college football players, especially broke down Grambling players, don't get paid squat.

Seriously. They get paid millions to play a kid's game that happens to turn their brain into mush. When was the last time a little staph infection hurt anyone?