the day we legalize it, we'll solve so many different issues at hand. our politicians should be required to smoke it on a daily basis.

I could be higher than Snoop Dog on new years eve,and still couldn't watch more than 5 minutes of Nascar

Dude, I can't find my sunglasses...

For under $3K they got $100K's worth of exposure. Thanks for helping them out Jalopnik!

I don't think the advertisement is pandering enough to rednecks. First of all, when it brings up "Marijuana", it shows a bunch of people having fun at the beach. Rednecks don't go to da beech, you idgit! We go to da waterin' hole to catch us some catfish! Secondly, most rednecks I know already smoke marijuana.

I take issue with the no calorie claim

Right because alcohol production doesn't consume any valuable resources at all....

Looks like Flight Simulator

Beat it, troll.

This might be a shocker, but to many people outside of America; Osama was a hero.

I was only planning on invading the White House and removing the 25 year import limit.

Ford F-150

Every car with a windshield.

Red

Wrong. They are built to order. The couple (if you can even find one) sitting on dealer lots were ordered in the same fashion as you ordering a vehicle with stand alone options. They are not and were never mass produced. Period.

I didn't see any "seniority" argument. I think his point was more one of expressing incredulity that someone could spend any serious time on this site and continue to think that nobody lusts after a CTS-V Wagon. So maybe it doesn't excite you, but surely you recognize that there is a rather large amount of Jalops…

"Ever wonder how your engine knows to shift gears?"

As an academic, you seem to dip into lazy generalizations a bit easily, no?

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That!