Oh, people. There's NO POINT in remaking Utopia, because there's zero chance it could even hold a candle to the original.

But then how would we get dumber & prettier versions of some of the best TV?!?

Hell, I got five bucks for any redneck that can find *Canada* on a map

>>...leave an Israeli flag...<<

If I am ever arrested for anything, I'm going to ask to be tried as a police officer.

>>...I discovered some cool ideas during my first five hours with the game...<<

Weird. Never heard them called "drawers".

Indeed. Seen them twice in TO in the last two years.

>>I feel like they'd have moved, had it been a tall white man in front of them.<<

Seriously, I get the same thing at just about every show.

>>What about "DRAWS"<<

>>I wonder if he taps tall people on the shoulder and goes, "Excuse me, sir, could you please stop being so tall? <<

Yeah, my preference is "underwear".

>>...more preschool-age children (about 80 a year) are killed by guns each year than police officers are killed by guns (about 50)...<<

Hold on to your sword!

>>The Bible is the only source of truth. Anything written by man cannot be infallible.<<

>>...the slippery slope to Lesbian Town...<<

That's what I read first time through too, had to do a double take

>>...says that Glee has over five characters...<<

It would be irony if they had any self-awareness. As it is it's just simple hypocritical bigotry.