To be fair though, it felt like Vikander’s Oscar for ‘The Danish Girl’ was really for ‘Ex Machina’.

Man, Ex Machina should have gotten way more love in the mainstream. Oscar Isaac deserved to be nominated for All Of The Things. His delivery of the line "fucking unreal" alone was award worthy. Not to mention he is the only person I have ever seen disco dance in a way that is still vaguely menacing.

After Ex Machina, this guy gets a free pass for at least the next 10 years. Hopefully he doesn’t veer off into Wachowski country.

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

I know this is crazy talk, but we could just have a new Star Trek TV show.

There's going to be a lot of words written about this trailer. Analysis and frame by frame and all that good stuff. But I only need to say one thing.

As a fan of A Clockwork Orange, I worry about casting Mo as Alex. Mo is not smart enough by a long shot. Plus vintage Simpsons fans all know that Bart made the best Alex.

Nothing is worse than Savage Oppress...

I dunno, given Star Wars' propensity for naming conventions straight out of 12 year old me's D&D campaigns, Sheev seems pretty low-key.

That's no moon.

Don't try to frighten us with your seamstress's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient couture has not helped you cross-stitch the stolen satin bolts, or given you enough clairvoyance to alter the rebels' hidden hemline...

That's no moon...

*Pedantry Begins* Succubi aren't undead, they're fiends, although exactly which sort varies from one edition to the next *pedantry ends*. Good list. I love mimics and have a counter on my DM's screen for keeping track of how many have appeared in the campaign so far...

Great article. Funny as always. So many typos.

Geez I hate to be that guy, but could you PLEASE proof read these things. I feels like you went out of your way to write "ad" or "an" where you meant "and". They become really jarring after awhile!

Which clan is the sparkly one?

But Malkavian MUST be number one.

Technically, Scott Pilgrim was in his 20s, be he sure acted like an obnoxious teenager. Which, yes, I know, was the point.

Eustace - Voyage of the Dawn Treader