Will any of these new titles fill the 16-bit-sprite-shaped hole in my heart after SE took Final Fantasy Record Keeper offline this past Sept 29 after 7+ years of a well-managed nostalgia game? We'll see...

As long as any boat she rides on is called the Argo, and she only refers to “that great island” when referencing Japan, we’ll be consistent with what American “creative” folks have been doing since the days of Star Blazers. I just want them to consciously acknowledge that it doesn’t make sense (kind of the way…

No, the debris on Jakku is the result of a huge battle over Jakku in one of the video games.

No mention of the best Star Wars movies ever... the Ewok movies? I feel like those have to make it into the pre-ep7 watching frenzy somewhere. How else will you know that Starcruiser crash?

And to be fair, it's not the first time they've referenced Clockwork Orange in a Treehouse of Horror. Remember the Re-NED-ucation when Homer was messing with time travel in that Sound of Thunder parody? That was straight out of Clockwork.

Could've been Pedi... Pedi Palpatine, so that we'd all think of that tarantula race.

I had a hallucination this one time that a click-bait article would actually be worth reading...

"Brilliant" is the last word I'd use to describe this episode. The complete lack of internal consistency killed it for me. For example...

I once had a player who built a bag of devouring into the bottom of the toilet in his wizard tower. No need for plumbing!

Quite funny. Could use a bit of editing (several sentence fragments, lots of typoed "and" into "ad" or "an", etc), but still an amusing read. I haven't gone back to re-watch any of TC in my adult years, and perhaps I'll just skip that walk down memory lane entirely after reading your review.

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Don't forget the Ananasi pretending to be vampires. They should totally count as another clan.

Also, a combat-built Toreador (or "War-eador") was pretty sweet with all that Celerity.

Didn't they do that with Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest when they renamed & re-released it as Avatar? I'll admit, though, I passed on seeing this partially because the title made it sound like a second rate Bond film. Like "Quantum of Solace", but with fewer surprisingly explosive hydrogen-powered hotels made out…

Lynn Minmei. Hands down.

You were so busy seeing if you COULD make this photo that you never stopped to ask if you SHOULD. What you call the greatest uh, wedding photo... I call the rape of the natural world.

Grave of the Fireflies should have a warning label on it. That's like Requiem-For-A-Dream-level emotional carnage. Watching that movie will destroy you for a while. It's a good movie, don't get me wrong. But prepare to be broken for a bit afterward.

Isn't this just a reprint of an older article? I swear I've read this before. Plus, the Doom Vault is no longer the "next season" of D&D encounters... that season actually ends in 2 weeks, and the next one is "Hoard of the Dragon Queen". Wait... look at that, even the date is from this past April. What gives with…

Still room for them to throw in a surprise female Thor...

Caravan of Courage: the Ewok Adventure had no appearance of either R2 or 3PO, and that was a fine film!

Couldn't Marvel/Disney just have whatever new actor takes up a role experience some sort of accident with a genetically altering chemical of some sort (or the Phoenix Force, or the Infinity Gauntlet, or whatever other excuse)... effectively REGENERATING them into a new actor? It's worked for Doctor Who, hasn't it?