As I’m comforting my Muslim spouse as she sobs about what this means for her, I don’t have time for nausea. I just want her to be okay. I want to live in a place where an interfaith lesbian couple with disabilities aren’t seen as the enemy. I’m tired of our lives hanging in the balance every goddamn election because…

Let’s promise to keep keeping on no mattter what. We just might be the hope of the nation. Shit.

I am literally sick to my stomach. No matter,NO MATTER your views on Clinton, there is NO REASON! that a piece of fucking garbage like Trump should be president. He is concerned with one thing, making Donald Trump better.He dosen’t give a fuck about his little cult, and he dosen’t give a fuck about this country. I…

Even if Clinton wins the answer is a resounding yes.

I wish it was a surprise that all the female staff are upfront about voting for Hillary while a lot of the (mostly white) male staff either aren’t voting for either candidate because they’re not in a contested state or have to “hold their nose” to vote for her.

I live in NY and wasn’t going to bother voting because taking off work to schlep to a voting place seems like a waste of time. Like Tom Ley though, I want Trump to lose more than anything but equally importantly, I want him to lose BIGLY.

No that would be a spectacularly terrible idea. It would just be a concentration of poverty into an island slum. Affordable housing needs to be spread out and mixed in with the rest of the city to be effective.

You could put executives in jail. As far as fines, those are “the cost of doing business” these days.

It’s kind of like the well-intentioned but stupid people who think that unpasteurized milk is a gift of the health gods and everybody should drink it at every opportunity. There was recently a case in our area of a woman who served it to a school sports team, and half the kids got sick from it. Look, big dairy is a…

I mean, we have food safety laws for a reason. Food safety laws are why the people who make your food have to wash their hands after they poo. Or, remember how entire families have dropped dead of botulism because of improperly canned tomato sauce?

Funny that all the people who love guns run away and panic at the mention of a gun.

Every time I shop at Trader Joe’s, the clerk who rings me up gets extremely enthusiastic about something I purchases—like “Oh, that’s the best spaghetti sauce!” or “Oh, I eat this frozen broccoli  every night!”

Trump has had an endless stream of stories that were 10X worse than this every day for last 6 months and he is at his strongest point in the polls 4 days out from the election.

I agree. I suspect all women Pitt’s been with have put up with a lot of shit, whether they realized it or not. He underwent a dramatic image transformation with multiple relationships, matching the style of his SO - that suggests he doesn’t have a strong, stable self image. And despite the subtle shade he threw about…

E! truly gets the bottom of the barrel at every quarter because their entire brand is the Kardashians 1) no show will ever match its gargantuan brand as equal-level content that they can legitimately make into a themed night 2) because the Ks are not professionals, they are constantly looking for specific…

I’ve written this comment on another article about him before but here goes:

I saw Derren Brown live and he does the *most* amazing cold reads. He’ll know about people’s childhood dogs were called (and what breed they were), what someone’s grandmother left to them in her will, a funny story about someone’s late uncle’s beloved canary yellow Ford Capri...

Truly a steal!

Stop with the auto play ads! Please! I can’t surf Jezebel at work any more cause the damn ads play by themselves.