JocelynkaZimova
JocelynkaZimova
JocelynkaZimova

It’s a helluva assumption that your kids will want to visit you.

Curse our new tolerant culture! I thought I could get away with being unmarried and child free as a gay man, but everyone is too open minded now.

I stopped for several seconds after reading “Like Atlas” to marvel at the ability of men to think such a small thing as carrying a conversation is akin to the world on your shoulders. The manbaby is strong with this one.

LOL very true. This is the thing every new thing faces. In the beginning, everyone be like “this is a million times better!” After a while everyone be like “it has so many problems!”

It’s worth noting that Jose Fernandez was not driving the boat; he had someone else to drive it. I feel badly for him and his family that his name is being dragged now over this.

Here’s a start to the party...

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

Question: what does that one Jenner’s costume have to do with Stranger Things?

At some point in one’s life, Halloween stops being on October 31 and starts being the last weekend in October.

Where’s Heidi?!

Kylie looks great as Christina, she’s used to looking like somebody else.

Hilarious that men know it’s inappropriate to touch women in a strip club but can’t apply that simple rule to the street, the bar, the subway, the grocery store, the movie theater, standing in line at the bank...ec-fucking-cetera.

Honestly, the only good thing coming from this fucking POS’ run for the presidency is that we’re having this conversation. YES, this happens. All the fucking time. People have been commenting on, touching, grabbing my body since I was 8 years old. I am not alone in this.

Whenever I hear someone go , “But why now? Why all these women now?” Let me use my experience and simple rational logic to explain WHY NOW.

I’m familiar. I’m a black woman, formerly in politics, which meant in just about every organization, if there was a high-level African American surrogate or speaker, he was my responsibility.

What’s crazy is that dudes felt (feel) they could touch her any way they wanted because she was a former stripper - but in the strip club, she most likely had an instant way of dealing with handsy men in the form of unforgiving security.

Her husband, on the other hand, is eminently qualified for SCOTUS.

I mean, it comes out basically like a period. So they want women to save up over a week’s worth of smelly, bloody pads? And what to do when you go to the bathroom and it goes in the toilet? Do you have to try to save that? Or when you are showering and a clot or two comes out? These fucks are so clueless. And cruel,

Do they even understand what a miscarriage is or looks like in a lot of cases? So, is the woman supposed to save up a week or so’s worth of bloody pads and then bring them in to be cremated?