JocelynkaZimova
JocelynkaZimova
JocelynkaZimova

I highly recommend tracking your period (yes, there's an app for that). I used to think I was suffering from straight up depression but when I started tracking my moods along with my period I saw a pattern that like clock work, 6 days before my period was always the worst day. Like not just a case of the blues, but an

I don't agree with the way she said it, but something about "messing with embryos" does make me a little uneasy. Or maybe binge watching 2 seasons of Orphan Black in less than a week has colored my judgement.

Exactly what I was thinking... how can a child learn independence if they have to be supervised every time they leave their house? A nearby park should be perfectly safe for a NINE YEAR OLD to play at without Mommy watching, and if it's not, then maybe the cops should be focusing their energy on fixing it.

I just picked up this book and am about 1/2way through. No spoilers! ;)

It's really so frustrating. The pill has to be taken at the same time every day which for some reason is hard for me, and when I'd take 2 too close together, I'd throw up. Depo seemed awesome at first, but then I realized I had become an emotional crying train wreck - which is out of character for me. The only thing

This one time when I was about 8 years old, my neighbor had a spoon full of what she told me was marshmellow fluff (fluffernutter sandwiches were popular at the time). Anyway, she asked me if I wanted it, which of course I did, and I swallowed the whole spoonful.... but it was mayonnaise! I had to try not to throw

The YouTube policy does seem to be applied inconsistently. I love watching work by dance choreographers, but it seems like the good ones get popular and then get flagged for using copyrighted songs and then the videos pulled. It's usually the crappy ones that don't get flagged.

OMG. OMG OMG OMG. Why did I look at that picture? I've seen that guy before! Ewww. To add to the extra creepiness of this moment, I was just sitting on a park bench checking my work emails while my dogs chase squirrels in the off leash area of the trail. Didn't get many emails over night, so I decide to check

Something similar happened to my friend a few months ago, also in Harris County. He had just moved there from Austin. He was living in an apartment, and took his trash to the dumpster one night when 2 guys jumped him, beat him up, and took his phone. So scary!

Oh Gawd she probably ate Kashi or some organic version of shredded wheat and not a proper dinner like Frankenberry or Fruity Pebbles.

Ahhhhh... I loved HIMYM (except the final season). But that was amazing.

Vete a la verga culero pinche puto.

Yes! I've been a fan of the show since Season 1 and have been to all of the live shows when they've come to Texas, and I think this is my favorite routine of them all. Such a powerful message to communicate with movement!

He was delightful when he was being interviewed by Dan Patrick. And these tweets just make me a bigger fan!

Poor girl learned the hard way that it's not. I think the new question I will ask myself before posting any pics online is, "Would I be embarrassed if this photo was used for an article on Jezebel?"

Ha, so true! I guess it's already happening... Those crazy kids in Silicon Valley post all kinds of inappropriate things online and still manage to not only get jobs but run companies, so it's just a matter of time before it's accepted in more traditional industries.

Yes, this! I don't have a problem per se with the pic. I certainly wouldn't flag it for deletion. I don't think your size should dictate your happiness and I applaud her for finding her confidence... here comes the but...

Yes but are these same friends 40 when they had their kids? Not saying it doesn't happen (surprise!), but it's increasingly likely that you'd need *some* sort of assistance which would imply wanting to get pregnant.

How is following what Blake Lively tells me to do going to help me achieve a "one-of-a-kind" life?

I suppose it's possible... It would explain why there aren't any recent pics of her. I did see some from March of this year of her where she doesn't look 3 months along... she still has her jeans buttoned with her shirt tucked in. But comparing them to pics from Nov where she was so super tiny wearing fitted belts