I’ve got news for you mate, you’re drinking pale ale.

Ah, percentages and percentage points. 5% is not 1% more than 4%. It is one “percentage point” more. In percent, 5% is actually 25% more than 4%. It’s Friday, who cares.

Ever wonder why beer never comes in plastic bottles?

I would pose a counter question: What is your world like, where a random dude gaining notoriety only because of apparently joke stealing on social media, is newsworthy?

No offense meant to you, fellow Kate. I am merely stating a fact. This controversy has led to a lot of exposure for him.

Instinct?

I hope Cashman gave him a gift basket of signed items before sending Jeter home in a cab.

Knowing Winona as I do, it’s gotta be shoplifting.

I may be misremembering, but I think Drew ultimately didn’t qualify for the Barcelona Olympics.

Humanity is so weird...what, and let’s be actually honest here, is the real difference between this and just smashing some eggs? Or frying up some baby gators? I mean, we literally eat, baby chickens by the million on a daily basis. You have 20 eggs and only need 5 gators? Make 5 three-egg omelets.

We started dating and it was like magic.

If they did that with fur trees they wouldn’t have to kill all those animals.

This was unfortunately inevitable once smartphones became the standard. They’re just way too expensive to subsidize. That said, this plan SUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKS. Even worse than the Verizon plan, which I complained about when announced a few weeks ago (and is actually not looking too bad now). At least with the Verizon…

The difference is, Grantland actually credited the photog.

I never liked Kobe, but God I love this GIF.

Harvin: For some reason, my teammates feel threatened by me.

Deadspin and Grantland wrote the same story, with the same picture, and published them at the same time.

To not screw up a good thing.

I’m not the one who wrote the article buddy.

Had conversation with a woman... ended up married. 0/10 would not converse again.