I actually work for a company that does industrial turbomachinery repair so I can shed some light on what’s going on.

Jerry: Man John, it’s hard to get these deals signed!

52 vs. 15(12).

“just a half-sack shy of the NFL record”. So a full sack above the actual record, then?

Sure.. people hang on the outside of cargo planes on a regular basis while being filmed. EYEROLL.

Hey, I loved Ledger’s performance as much as the next guy but maybe we shouldn’t judge Leto based on 5 seconds of screen time in a trailer?

What are the odds of BOTH parents dying at once? Even if something that awful DID happen, you’d have the perfect sitcom pitch. “What happens when two selfish MILLENIALS have to care for seven grief-stricken orphans? HILARITY! That’s what.”

The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

So moral of the story is don’t get drafted by the Knicks?

Come ON. These are teenagers and dickheads trolling you. None of this is anywhere close to legitimate: and you posting this disgusted piece just gave them all a big giggle. Don't be stupid.

Maybe it is just me, but the ONLY time I see or hear of the horrible shit like this on reddit it is from the Gawker media sites. Maybe, you know, avoid them and stop front paging them here...

I think they meant real sports.

#stuffwhitepeoplelike

You mean like Gawker does with content from Reddit daily?

kind of has a better joker face than leto.

“She even started saving for gender reassignment surgery at the age of five.”

I enjoyed this excerpt from the upcoming book Shit My Nerd Says.

it’s proven that she might not Bill Clinton’s biological daughter.

Why is that a dumb trade? McCallum’s OK enough, but he’s nothing special. He’s their... what, third-string point guard? Fourth? If he doesn’t get waived outright, he’s gonna rack up maybe 4 minutes a game and a bunch of DNP-CDs. Getting any kind of value for him is a positive.