Because, despite his relentless efforts to keep the culture and traditions of his native Ecuador alive in his children, Isabel and Gerrado jr. have long since given up speaking, or even caring about Spanish.

“That’s a well-designed offensive play in my book”

Rhodes—who died Thursday—actually only spent a short amount of time in what was then WWF, but the sports entertainment monster has consumed many of the smaller promotions in which Rhodes made his name as a wrestler.

Tweets without comment is not evisceration? Bwhahaha.

Sure it isn’t. You’re just mocking her and making fun of her by highlighting tweets that you know damn well she never intended to be funny.

In the style of the side they both love, this was a whole lot of back and forth never reaching a goal.

“Coffee as a pregame drink is popular in the NBA: Darrell Armstrong, Toni Kukoc, and Luigi Datome all enjoyed it.”

Plus the staggering and falling down.

Chances he gets a hit before Jon Lester: 1 to 2

Yes they will! This has been on here several different times and I have tried the green onions. They will grow in just water but after the third time of harvesting them they have 0 flavor.

Oh boy. Can’t wait until this guy asks Dana White to slap him on the wrist.

If Kyrie Irving is healthy (and sure, why not, Kevin Love too), the Cavaliers offense wouldn’t be so creatively restricted. They’d be taking shots to match the Warriors, and then giving up corresponding chances on the other end.

Hey Kyle, remember when you made fun of the Mozgov trade and I tried to tell you that you were wrong? How's that working out for you?

I agree with you, and I think it’s a shame that Deadspin has become a place for performative sanctimony, where one has to preface and apologize for having a different perspective, even if it’s both reasonable and not offensive (like yours).

I don’t know Tom, I mean. I am afraid here at Deadspin to say what I think without repercussion. I mean, I get the ESPYs are just famewhoring anyways. I do think reasonable people (not necessarily just Bob Costas) have legit hesitations about hoisting Caitlyn up so unequivocally. I’m sorry :(

This is one of the problems with being a guest on early morning talk shows; you don’t always use your best judgment. Compound that with a busy travel schedule leading to a lack of sleep and you have a recipe for disaster. I hope Bob Costas learned his lesson — stay away from television for as long as you can after…

Since all the dinosaurs are female and they talk to one another, presumably about anything other than men, would that mean that Jurassic Park has the highest score on the Bedchel Test?

Well what’s it do for the kid? It’s not like he or anyone even knows or looks up to caught it. All it serves for him is reinforcing that he can get shit by throwing a tantrum.

“Say everyone ranked 20th and lower?”

So did Funbag get demoted/promoted to Adequate Man?

And America Pharaoh had a hell of a kick to bring the difference down to 2.65 seconds.