Are you talking about MMA fighters?

Yeah, now that you mention it, how does that shit work in Europe?

I apologize on behalf of the people of Seattle. This man neither represents us nor our values.

I apologize on behalf of the people of Seattle. This man neither represents us nor our values.

I apologize on behalf of the people of Seattle. This man neither represents us nor our values.

I think you underestimate the different budgets of MLS teams.

So you want a league where Seattle, LA and Toronto (maybe New York...) are the only teams that have any talent?

I'm also from Seattle... and you're definitely not helping our cause, dude.

Mike Carey is wrong again...

I was going to say that I think it would be appropriate to update this piece to note that he stayed behind because his mother passed away...

I was REALLY hoping for the Russell Wilson heel turn.

Did you guys lose a bet?

I'm having trouble identifying the snark in this post... Do I need to highlight a certain portion of the text to have a mongoloid picture of Peter King pop up or something? Is there a secret code in the text?

I'm watching both of these games at my parents' house this weekend. My parents still do not own a high-definition television,

I hear the IRS allows you a one-time-only gift to your spouse. It's good up to sixty thousand dollars. Actually, I feel silly putting this in a Kinja comment, I'm sure you would have investigated the matter yourself.

Nor does the ever-popular debate over whether Bryant was making a "football move"—that phrase appears nowhere in the rules.

Fixed.

The real shame of L.A. not having a football team is not that its citizens don't have a team to root for, but that its NFL-ready market can constantly be dangled over the heads of cash-strapped towns like a guillotine.

"So disrespectful, in fact, that later that afternoon a meme was already circulating"

Thank you, Clowncone Esq. Please tell us from where you got this legal understanding.