Americans give ourselves a bad rap when thinking about ourselves as tourists.

If they say they were harmed, we should believe them; if they, like Grace Dunham, say they were not, what do we gain by pushing victimhood on them when they don't want it?

I'm not sure feeling "extremely apathetic" is acceptable here.

The winner of the 9th Annual Player Hater of the Year Award is... "Billy Haisley"!!!

Is it ever acceptable for two people to sit on the same side with each other in a booth or similar table setting? I witnessed this recently and think it is absolutely stupid.

Who admits to being the most "conservative" amongst you "raging liberals"?

So is Ned Yost an idiot or a genius!?!?!

"To chug is to consume a large volume of beverage quickly, without pausing, in large gulps, as the talented and excellent Katie Nolan demonstrated."

If Affeldt had given up a run, would this article be around "Managerial Tinkering"

"So why does Gregggggg put himself through this? I'll tell you why: Because he's LOOKING for flaws."

My expert sources would be a random number generator, choosing draft picks at random under different sets of circumstances. First, I ran 50 random mock drafts where each player was randomly assigned a number and averaged them. Then, I repeated the process after dividing the players into first and second rounders…

Because she needed to get over to her exit.

It's happened before. Dartmouth placekicker Dave Regula.

"the press's genuine and deep-seated belief that you gotta hear both sides."

But he's white... Shouldn't Deadspin be mocking his bro-ness, somehow?

Runs like a kicker...

Why don't they assemble a committee, made of up 13 Presidents of teams, maybe include the former managers of some clubs and what not, and then add in the former Secretary General of the EU for good measure. They could use a combination of computer rankings and polls to determine who should be in each pot.

presumably sent to Peterson by a PR flack

Good job, good effort.

Isn't Atkins and that whole "no-carb" trend a big part of this?