" Instead of physically moving the team, his cultural relocation has all but completely stripped Cardiff City F.C. from the very traditions that make the club what it is."

Obviously it was these guys. Look at 'em holding hands and shit... queers...

"1. Sarah Palin is commenting on something that Drew Magary wrote. (Even though she hasn't read it.)"

Steve Wozniak is often on Gizmodo. Always fun when he contributes.

Some people deserve to be bullied, especially on Twitter.

But that's the whole point, we've moved beyond the era of athletes as "uniformed cyborgs". Just as Hollywood spent time developing their stars as "celebrities" by telling us about their cars, houses, romances, etc., the sports media has blossomed as athletes have become celebrities (for better or for worse). We…

Or, you know, the same guy who once got drunk and made a mistake...

Yes, and there's theoretically a version of Hollywood where we report on an actor's life while not letting that affect our impression of their work on-screen.

"[Jay Z] got him a big raise, but he got him an extra 30-day vacation—and it's called October."

"Jeff Passan tells me both his witnesses to the fight said the men were white, or at least light-skinned Hispanic."

"Paul George may very well be a Tracy McGrady in the making"

I liked it better when you guys did it...

Wait, so we're skewering Winslow for telling the truth?

As much as I hate the trend of "journalists" culling quotes from twitter (I mean, you can find anyone saying anything on twitter...), this is kinda funny.

It's based on game data (since 2000 apparently) so it's going to suffer from small sample size in some instances.

Right, but it's a little weird that more men in Alabama order magnums. I've driven through both states and one didn't strike me as more rural or more apt to online ordering than the other. What would explain that difference?

8. Alabama
50. Mississippi

Doug Waechter.

"Because of new federal tax rates, Pacquiao has specifically requested not to fight in the U.S. anymore."

Andy Reid Kool Aid Man.