Electric ranges are generally more efficient than gas in terms of quickly heating.

"real Coke is essentially battery acid"

I'll bet $100 that the mayor of Miami can't correctly spell Dwyane Wade's name.

"You’d be the other guy, only he’d be inside YOUR body. Touching your peepee."

"Hey, that's MY BMW!!!!"
- "Vajesh Rapurathan"

"Unfunny rape jokes are never funny." - Daniel Tosh.

Do we really though? We make celebrities of murders and criminals. We laugh at YouTube videos of muggings gone wrong. Hell, Deadspin has a "Tuesday Night Fights" column highlighting various assaults. If that isn't normalizing behavior for these crimes then I don't know what is.

Come on, man... They're making hundreds of millions of dollars, but they could be making MULTIPLE hundreds of millions of dollars.

Did I somehow miss the Shaquille O'Neal/Fu-Schnickens collaboration (Shaq-Fu) on "What's Up Doc"?

Too bad Aroldis didn't have any A-Rolaid-s? Ammarite? eh, eh.

"Honesty does pay!"

Swearing is the WRITING IN ALL CAPS of conversation/writing.

Dude, that's pretty gnarly for a non-venomous snake. I can't blame him.

You are severely underrating chip dip, sir.

Can we stop equating comments on Twitter to evidence of racism? Are you going to pretend that you've never made a joke amongst friends that, taken out of context, would make you look like a bigoted asshole?

Umm... after being invited by the anonymous Japanese guy, right? Credit where credit is due.

"Does it really make sense to cut a top 15 punter to save $300-400K per year?"

So, they're women's shoes???

Can I assume this question was asked with this in mind?

DAS RAYCESS!!!