Joannemarkov
JoAnne Markov
Joannemarkov

Isn’t ‘smug’ one of Bond’s defining traits?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Thanks for putting some horror recommendations on the monthly list.

Yeah, but the Gaston song is honestly one of my favorite Disney songs- I think the only villain song superior is Be Prepared (and that’s because, for me, Lion King is literally flawless). So I am excited for that!

Goddamn it, just about to post the Graham Norton clip and you beat me too it.

I’m just here to high five this article. And you!

I seem to be in the minority here but I didn’t hate Ben as Batman. The movie was horrible but Ben himself did okay considering the material and terrible dialogue he had to deal with.

How disgusting is it that the President of the United States is trying to pull off this long discredited Dale Carnegie bullshit on other actual world leaders?

I want Canada to annex us because Justin Trudeau has invaded my heart.

This is so deliciously good.

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

I can’t believe that any human being who has carried another human being in their uterus would question this.

Good for them, babies are great. That photo, though....that’s pretty fucking awkward.

Michelle Obama is a very classy woman. We didn’t deserve her.

Honestly, I wanted Capaldi to be this generation’s version of Tom Baker. The man embodies the role so well so it’s actually bothersome to me he’s leaving.

Seriously, with each new thing I read I keep asking myself “What the fucking fuck is going on?” and THERE ARE NO ANSWERS. Words fail me.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.