She’s trying so hard to unbeige herself.

Yeah. I do not approve. But then again I hate Blake Lively. I used to think she was one of those people I just irrationally hate. The more she opens her mouth I see my initial reaction to her is a correct one.

Yeah but it’s like, the Costa Rica of Orange County.

I didn’t realize there were parents who called themselves “breeders” but now I really, really wish there weren’t.

*the alleged murder attempt actually took place in Costa Mesa.

For whatever reason I clicked on the article about the RHOC article; the guy shot someone in Costa Mesa, CA, not Costa Rica.

Ugh. Why do they do that thing with their mouths? Is that supposed to be cute?

Thank you! I always get my rich ski towns confused. Aspen/Breck/Vail. SAME THING

it makes you feel better about being poor because at least you aren’t them

She did it on the last family trip which was specifically planned as a girls only trip and Kendall was pissed and it was so awkward that I actually felt bad for Tyga.

Ugh Kris Jenner's decorating style is like one step away from Catherine Ohara in Beetlejuice

I don’t even need to watch the show anymore. God bless you!

Honest question: why does anyone give a shit about these idiots? They’re the most shallow, ignorant and untalented dolts on earth.

For sure! I read an article that suggested Lionel Richie was her father... the side by side photos of his younger daughter (Sophia?) and Khloe are spitting images.

Oh that rumors been around a long time. I think there’s also been photos of hers juxtaposed with Sydney Simpson’s implying OJ Simpson is Khloe K.’s dad.

Holy shit.

I thought so too, but I think the shells are just puffy.

Did they stuff that little girl's bikini top?

“It is a wonderful thing that by the time you have outside awareness of the world, this election season will be over.”

Is Chelsea an SATC fan or something? At least Charlotte never DATED Aidan on the show. That would be weird.